Bass/Vocals

Known fo rhis immense presence and sisporportionately large pituitary gland, Mr. Flash is a champion mommoth wrestler (A sport which took a massive blow to its popularity with the extinction of that particular animal). In his spare time, LMF enjoys playing Ding Dong Ditch (Using only a tricycle for escape) and listening to barbershop quartets. His favorite color is puce (The color of…almost nothing).

If he wasn’t a Boogie Man, Luke Master Flash says he’d be a bouncer at the Playboy Mansion.