
Lead Vocals
Dr. Detroit is the sensitive one in the band. He enjoys reading romance novels and sipping Champipple (a delightful mixture of Champaign and Ripple) by the fake fireplace (he calls the light from the faux logs “Glow for his Flow”). On his days off, Dr. Detroit also enjoys participating in thumb wrestling tournaments held regularly at the CDHT (Center for Dudes With Huge Thumbs). The Doctor’s favorite color is red (the color of love).
If Dr. D wasn’t a Boogie Man, he says he’d be head of Victoria’s Secret catalog…For Free.